Return-Path: <nifl-esl@literacy.nifl.gov> Received: from literacy (localhost [127.0.0.1]) by literacy.nifl.gov (8.10.2/8.10.2) with SMTP id e87FqEk03144; Thu, 7 Sep 2000 11:52:14 -0400 (EDT) Date: Thu, 7 Sep 2000 11:52:14 -0400 (EDT) Message-Id: <a04330110b5dc52fce0f5@[130.65.25.128]> Errors-To: listowner@literacy.nifl.gov Reply-To: nifl-esl@literacy.nifl.gov Originator: nifl-esl@literacy.nifl.gov Sender: nifl-esl@literacy.nifl.gov Precedence: bulk From: Amelia Han <ahan@email.sjsu.edu> To: Multiple recipients of list <nifl-esl@literacy.nifl.gov> Subject: [NIFL-ESL:4990] TESOL Jokes X-Listprocessor-Version: 6.0c -- ListProcessor by Anastasios Kotsikonas Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" ; format="flowed" Status: O Content-Length: 466 Lines: 15 **** Three English as a Foreign Language students are walking down the road to their remedial listening comprehension workshop. "It's windy," says the first. "No it isn't, it's Thursday," says the second. "Me too," says the third, "Forget the listening, let's go for a drink!" **** Teacher: <Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?> Nick: <What do you think it is, Sir?> Teacher: <I don't think, I KNOW!> Nick: <I don't think I know either, Sir!>
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